It makes me sad that this dog is so indifferent to this woman's beige sweater. Can't he see she is trying to be noticed? Is he so self-absorbed, that he can't even notice her doting vampiric glances?
Alas, the ways of Giant Dogs are terrible. Emotionally distant, vociferous and disposed to vacillating mood; they defy the bounds of decency and the rules of proper capitalization.
And yet, even now, I still want this dog...
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